*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
"How fat bitches laugh"
get to know me meme: [1/5] favorite movies → titanic (1997)
waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm
“Every man, at some point in his life, is gonna lose a battle. He is gonna fight and he is gonna lose. But what makes him a man, is that in the midst of that battle, he does not lose himself. This game is not over. This battle is not over. So let’s hear it one more time, together: Clear eyes, full hearts…”
me: I hate arguing
also me: I want him to say something to me so I can go the fuck off on his bitch ass!!!!!!!!
"They call themeselves the Guardians of the Galaxy."
"What a bunch of a-holes."
I Love You #21 (1959)